BAD Buys

*Tired of your precious tequila taking a leak in your luggage? Bottle Condoms are leak-proof (?) bottle protectors that keep your toiletries (or beverages) safe while traveling. Just slide it on, seal it up, end enjoy 99% protection (because nothing

*Tired of your precious tequila taking a leak in your luggage? Bottle Condoms are leak-proof (?) bottle protectors that keep your toiletries (or beverages) safe while traveling. Just slide it on, seal it up, end enjoy 99% protection (because nothing in life is truly 100%). BAD Buy of the Week Approved.

*The "I Swear I’m Fancy" Ziploc Bag Candy Dish Ever wanted your candy to look classy while still screaming “I have kids and zero control over my spending habits”? Meet the Ziploc Bag Candy Dish—a glass replica of a crumpled plastic bag, because noth

*The "I Swear I’m Fancy" Ziploc Bag Candy Dish Ever wanted your candy to look classy while still screaming “I have kids and zero control over my spending habits”? Meet the Ziploc Bag Candy Dish—a glass replica of a crumpled plastic bag, because nothing says “I make good life choices” like serving snacks out of a $40 version of something you usually throw away. BAD Buy Of The Week Approved

*Tired of your kids yelling “DAD!” five times before you realize they’re talking to you? It might not be selective hearing after all—you just need to clean out those dad ears. This BAD-approved earwax cleaner is the perfect tool to keep your hearing

*Tired of your kids yelling “DAD!” five times before you realize they’re talking to you? It might not be selective hearing after all—you just need to clean out those dad ears. This BAD-approved earwax cleaner is the perfect tool to keep your hearing sharp (for important things, like game commentary and the sound of a tequila pour). BAD Buy of the Week Approved.

*The Butter Condom: Because Your Butter Deserves Protection Tired of your butter drying out or absorbing weird fridge smells? Slip on a Butter Condom and keep it fresh, because nothing says responsible adulting like protecting your butter better tha

*The Butter Condom: Because Your Butter Deserves Protection Tired of your butter drying out or absorbing weird fridge smells? Slip on a Butter Condom and keep it fresh, because nothing says responsible adulting like protecting your butter better than your 20s self protected their budget. Perfect for: 🧈 Keeping your butter from hardening in the fridge 💰 Justifying another ridiculous Amazon purchase 😂 Making your fridge look like it’s hosting a very weird afterparty #BADBuyOfTheWeek Approved.

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